BMW, Water goblin´s sperm or Shit in a grass - make sure you know all about our mixed drinks!!

This post is mostly for those who call themselves "advanced drinkers" or "adventurers" as we are going to talk about some real alco fun that mostly only locals know.

For the rest of the world - who find the headline disgusting or weird - please skip this post and go on sipping filtered-organic-fair-trade-yoga-compatible water as this gonna be even worse.

So, today we are going to learn about following mixed drinks: BMW, Concrete, Mashroom, Bloody back, Water goblin´s sperm, Magical eye and Shit in a grass. 

BMW (or Bavarian) = Bavorák. Very good drink with basically just funny name. You only mix one shot of Fernet and fill up the long drink glass with tonic water. Taste: bitter. Consequences: you will be fine, Fernet is good for digesting.

Concrete = Beton. Long drink made of one shot of famous Czech Becherovka and tonic water. Some bartenders put a few slices of cucumber inside. Taste: bittersweet. Consequences: you will be fine, Becherovka is good for digesting:)

Mashroon = Houba. Simple thing, not even a real mixed drink. If you are a wine lover, please skip this paragraph. This drink consists of 1:1 wine and Coca-cola. Taste: you can probably imagine:-) Consequences: can be fatal if the wine is crap.

Bloody back = Krvavá záda. This is a drink for skilled people only. If you can´t (or are no longer able) to hold two shot glasses in one hand, don´t order it. So, one glass is filled with vodka, the other one with griotte (sweet cherry liqueur). Simply put - look at the picture bellow. This is a "usage" guidline. Taste: sweet joyride. Consequences: you will be ok if you have one and go home.

The top shot is griotte, you pour it into the vodka bellow and drink right away:) Btw this is me, veeeery, very much concentrated:))

Water goblin´s sperm (or Softener) = Vodníkovo sperma or Aviváž. This shot is much better to drink with blindfolds on. Or without knowing its name. Or maybe not to even drink it. Once you order it, you will be a hero of a pub. What you gonna get: simple shot of bright green mint liqueur + milk. You gonna mix it yourself on a table. Taste: smooth toothpaste. Consequences: there are several options, you will either love it or vomit big time. 

Water goblin´s sperm. Foto: Martin Légeer

Magical eye = Magické oko. We can call this drink a physical experiment, piece of pub art or just simply disgusting pub trick and waste of good beer. You will need one big beer and one shot of green mint liqueur. Then you gonna put (not pour!!!) the glass with mint liqueur into the beer. Taste: toothapaste and beer. Consequences: I think you will not even finish it, so you will be ok. 

  

Shit in a grass = Hovno v trávě. Well, this is probably the best. Finish reading and go to vomit. To enjoy this drink you will pour one shot of Fernet into a shot of green mint liqueur. Happy endings. 

Shit in a grass. Source: www.chlast.bloger.cz